There is a little guy sitting inside a bar, Just Looking at hit drink, he stays like that for a half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, take the drink from thy guy and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying, The truck-driver Say, "Com on man, I was just joking, Here, I'' buy you another drink.
I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my lift, First, I overslept and late for an important meeting, My boss outrageous, fired me.
when I left the building to my car, it was stolen, I got a cap to return home, and after I paid and the cap had gone,
I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener,
I left home and came to this bar, And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
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